“Have you found Jesus?”

by jhon baker

I didn’t know he was lost but I can start looking right away if needed.

or

no, but when you do remind him he still owes me fifty bucks from the last poker game.

 

Old jokes to be sure but I thought I should come across with something.

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3 Comments to ““Have you found Jesus?””

  1. pat tillett's avatar

    Interestingly enough, there is a pro poker playing the call Jesus…

    • jhon baker's avatar

      I’ve managed to beat Mr. C but I don’t think I would have such a good chance with that particular Jesus! JC has some pretty obvious tells – the whole not being able to bluff really screws him up.

  2. pat tillett's avatar

    make that a “pro poker PLAYER.”

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