The grand business of writing for a living, also, I eat a lot of ramen.

by jhon baker

I’ve hired an agent.

I pay her in raw, unbridled sex.

though the secretary might get a bit jealous.

the secretary doesn’t get paid, only attention

and my agent gets 50 percent, and sex – I’m assured this is scale.

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7 Comments to “The grand business of writing for a living, also, I eat a lot of ramen.”

  1. Hmmm, we might have to work on your Secretary's terms 🙂

  2. Sounds like a fair trade-off.

  3. For all that sex, it seems like the agent should be getting less than fifty percent.

  4. so you give Huey Lewis song, “working for a living” a whole new persceptive..

    you are too funny

  5. Now why can't I get a job like that?

  6. Wow, you are definitely over paying her. 😉

  7. The job market isn't as bad as I thought. Maybe I should find some “work.”

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