August 7, 2011

Rain, thunder and a smashed pinkie fingertip

by jhon baker

Stuck outside under an umbrella

it has started to rain, a gradual build up so I don’t know how long I’ll be here.

The computer battery is dying and

the coffee is only hot for so long.

it causes slight pain to my hand to type as I’ve smashed a pinkie finger and I actually type with all ten fingers.

I can’t shut one of them off.

playing piano hurts more.

thus I am unprepared for tomorrows lesson.

 

my back gets a little wet but the electronics are protected.

the damn chipmunk mocks my efforts from his hole at the side of the house.

mosquitoes feeding and making me feel anemic.

the rain puts the cigarette out.

August 3, 2011

early sunrise

by jhon baker

I prefer an easterly sun before I go to bed.

I prefer a smashed finger before a project is finished.

I prefer coffee hot.

I prefer sex sweaty.

I prefer a major fourth under a sharp sixth.

I prefer to lie on my back in the gutter, looking out to the stars.

Cassiopeia

Ophiuchus

Ursa minor

these are things of dreams and sailor visions

– Hoc scripsi

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July 30, 2011

the job I hate, abhor

by jhon baker

I love my cats, kittens – so much that I want to suffocate them in loving embrace – twist their necks inside my large arms and love them to their death – this is a bit macabre.

I love them, I refuse to feed them unless there is urgency behind it. K feeds them. I clean out the litter box. the shit box. the piss box. I hate it – the smell, the shovel, the plastic bags from the grocery store, litter on the floor. I would potty train them but that was not only hard enough with my son but I mostly don’t want to sit at peace and be looked at crossly for taking too long by a fucking cat.

I also brush them and clip the nails with K’s assistance – but this I never mind – bathing them is a job best left to the professionals as they become assholes when wet – much like some people I know.

 

I wrote this at four am – this is what comes out mid basement catastrophe. Forgot to post it and now I am going to bed.

 

July 28, 2011

a bitch just for fun

by jhon baker

I am tired of paying companies to advertise for them.

I don’t like the fruit on my computer, or the logo, small it may be, on my trousers and shirts.

I don’t care for the oval on my truck and I removed all the badges from my iconicly designed American motorcycle –

The letter on my gym shoes bother me and I prefer my nameless boots.

I prefer what I brew at home and use non-descript to go cups when I manage to be lead out in to the wilds on Illinois.

all power tools are color coded so there is no getting around that.

even on my weponry the maker is loudly proclaimed across the barrel except the rifles which I enjoy.

are those I shoot suppose to appreciate the extra money I spent on getting the best available?

I hate that the headstock on all guitars and such have contrastingly inlaid or printed familiar names.

and am surprised that the strings are not embossed with the maker.

isn’t it the decades I’ve put into being amazing what tells all?

 

the other side of that coin is the pride that so many take in displaying these bits of advertisement to the vox popoli.

as if the difference in usability relied solely on logo and brand instead of quality invested for two dollars a week somewhere in China, India, Japan, Mexico or minimum wage in USA (which isn’t a lot different than two dollars a week in those other places).

 

Could this have been written…

 

I am tired of paying companies to advertise for them.

I don’t like the apple on my iMac or MacBook, or the logo, small it may be, on my Dockers and Arizona shirts.

I don’t care for Fords oval on my truck and I removed all the badges from my Harley Davidson FXDB –

The letter “N” on my gym shoes bother me and I prefer my non-branded Zengara boots.

I prefer the Starbucks Espresso roast I brew at home and use nondescript Vanity Solo  to go cups when I manage to be lead out in to the wilds on Illinois.

all power tools are color coded (Bosch, Makita, Milwaukee, Dewalt, Powermatic, Jet) so there is no getting around that.

even on my Ruger, Springfield Armory, Taurus handguns the maker is loudly proclaimed across the barrel except the Winchester rifles which I enjoy.

are those I shoot suppose to appreciate the extra money I spent on getting the best available?

I hate that the headstock on all guitars and such have contrastingly inlaid or printed Fender, Gibson, Alverez.

and am surprised that the strings are not embossed with D’Addario, Hannabach, or Martin.

isn’t it the decades I put into being amazing what tells all?

the other side of that coin is the pride that so many take in displaying these bits of advertisement to the vox popoli.

as if the difference in usability relied solely on logo and brand instead of quality invested for two dollars a week somewhere in China.

 

… and still made the same point?

 

and I’ll bet you thought I was going to write about a cheap sassy hooker when you read the title.

 

I write this on the birthday of Our Beloved Jackie O – I mention this only to make known what a great patriotic American I am.