if you are engulfed in flames

by jhon baker

attention please – there will be a silencing of the fire alarm system – please call 5555 to report a fire.

If you are engulfed in flames we will understand if you do not comply immediately but please, at your earliest convenience dial 5555 to report.
Attention please – there will be a silencing of the alarm system – please call 5555 to report a fire.

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One Comment to “if you are engulfed in flames”

  1. Hey Jhon!
    If I’m engulfed in flames, I’ll be sure to dial 5555!
    Right now, I seem to be engulfed in cat hair…

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